1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not 

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Nigga I swear that’s for twitter

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I’m like

Because I know if I did that my mom would be all

And then go

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followlorenaon:

The fuck did I do?

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Avoid the temptation to express yourself in a melodramatic way… More for Leo http://twittascope.com/?sign=5

The Sun’s creative quintile with shadowy Pluto today can turn … More for Leo http://twittascope.com/?sign=5

Your imagination is running strong today with the Moon’s visit… More for Leo http://twittascope.com/?sign=5

RT @Johhny_McLovin: Loaded muh fuggas #TeamSoberLife

salinajxoxo:

When im in the hills i hang with….

And when i’m in Miami I’m with…

And when I’m in the A, I’m with…

Or It’s…

I’m feeling like a Diva then I hit….

I’m in the UK, Ima see….

Super Hero by Night

Ruh Ruh Rapper by Day

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RT @_pinkkPRiSONER: Shake back maynee , shake back!

Just because someone flirts with you, doesn’t mean they like you.
Just because someone likes you, doesn’t mean they want to date you.
Just because someone dates you, doesn’t mean they love you.
Just because someone loves you, doesn’t mean they won’t hurt you.

thebobbyeffect:

hahahahahahahahhaha MY LIFEEEEE

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